Airzooka

How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man? Yes, 'n how many seas must a white dove sail, before she sleeps in the sand? Quality questions indeed, courtesy of the legendary Bob Dylan. But when he penned the classic Blowin' In The Wind, I think it's safe to assume he wasn't singing about a day when office workers across the globe were at risk of some high-grade breezy fun courtesy of the awesome Airzooka. No, it's not a fluorescent bucket with a handgrip. The Airzooka is a high-tech soft-combat weapon firing high velocity airballs from its gaping gun mouth. It has a manual quick-release sprung firing mechanism and flip-up non-precision sighting system. Ok, its design does tend to err on the bucket side, but don't be fooled. It's capable of gusting targets up to 20ft away with a concentrated powerball of air. So it's utterly brilliant at scattering the papers on a colleague's desk or, better still, ruffling the perfectly constructed hairstyle of a vain-and-vexing poseur - hey it may even dislodge a toupee if you're lucky, d'ya feel lucky? This highly effective close-quarter wind weapon had the office in stitches for far longer than adults should laugh without sitting down for a little rest, and we still haven't found the office kitten. It's a blast, quite literally.