Cat's Arse Pencil Sharpener

The Sharp End Cat's Arse Pencil Sharpener, to give it it's full and frankly unsettling title, will have your penicls all pointy in no time.

If you haven't got any pencils we heartily encourage you to rush out and buy some, because strange as this thing is (and it is very strange), you just have to give it a go. It's not often that inserting a pencil into a cat's bottom is on your 'to do' list, and that's probably no bad thing. In fact we strongly advise you never to try sticking your pencil in a cat's bottom at home. The cat is very unlikely to take it well. Indeed we'd wadger that before you know what's happened it'll have your face off, and to honest we side with the cat on this one. Nevertheless this is evidently not a real cat, so you're safe there.

Take your recently bought pencil, insert it in the cat's behind, and twist as you would had you had the decency to buy an ordinary pencil sharpener. Not only will you have a superbly sharp pencil, you'll also be rewarded with the cat meowing at you as you sharpen, of course. The shaving are even collected in the cat'e little litter tray that it stands in. You've kind of got to get one now haven't you?