Potty Putter

We all know boys like to play with their balls. Why they hold quite so much fascination is a complete mystery, no doubt some university somewhere is wasting someone's money finding this out. In the meantime it's better just to pander to them. Give a man a stick and ball and you can keep him happy for hours, and where does he often spend hours with nothing to do with his hands? The loo of course. So someone else with too much time on their hands has come up with possibly the most ludicrous product in the known universe, the Potty Putter. What you get (or rather he gets) is a golfing green mat that sits neatly round your loo, a golf putter, two balls, a hole complete with little flag, and very importantly a Do Not Disturb sign for the bathroom door. Now of course he'll take even longer on the loo, but at least he'll be killing two birds with one stone so to speak. The Potty Putter, appealing to the child in every man.