Self-stirring Lazy Mug

Life is exhausting enough without having to suffer the extra effort involved in stirring your coffee of tea in the morning. Whilst we all agree (surely?) that stirring your steaming beverage is really quite knackering, it's also quite hard. We all know teaspoons have a nasty habit of scuttling away to join the as yet undiscovered great T-Spoon mountain - no doubt near the pen mountain that rests in the shadow of the mighty single-sock mountain. Enough about mountains, they're too exhausting too. At a touch of the button nestling neatly in the handle of the plain lazy Self-Stirring Mug, your piping hot drink will begin to spin into a dizzying vortex, hypnotising you into a catatonic state where work schedules fade into insignificance. If you're not susceptible to hypnotism, then it's still great fun just watching your coffee whirlpool before your eyes. Coffee and tea has never been so stirred, whilst you remain unshaken.