Sculpta Sutra

Sculpta Sutra, who on earth thought this was a good idea? Anyone with enough time on their hands to make saucy models clearly works high up in local government. Of course having said that there’s one excellent reason for this silly product to exist, and that’s to give it to a slightly ageing relative at Christmas. The expression on their face would be so priceless, and you never know, after a sherry or two they might open the box and get into some highly inappropriate modelling. Though I suppose we should be careful what we wish for…

This absurd kit comes with modelling clay, a modelling tool (yes ok, very funny), a bedroom scene, and just in case your imagination isn't what it used to be, a guide book with 46 positions, which is surely more than enough for anyone. A while back Jonathan Ross featured this on his show. Enough said.