Beer Key

An instant beer relief gadget on your Key Ring.

If like us you value your teeth too much to risk them on a cowboy attack on your next bottle of beer, then you need a Beer Key. Looking more or less just like a key, and nestling innocently among your other more practical (but considerably more boring) keys, the Beer Key will undoubtedly be your most popular one. If I had a cow for every time I've lent my Beer Key to some beleaguered drinker I'd have a very large herd of cows, and no idea what to do with them all. So I have to tell you it comes as quite a relief that to date no-one has offered me a bovine reward for borrowing my Beer Key. Cows aside, the Beer Key is the best key you'll ever stick on your key ring.