Grow Your Own Beer

If you’re too lazy to walk to the pub and too cheap to buy a beer when you get there, then this is for you. Grow our own beer, in a can. Frankly you’d be better off buying a can of beer, though having said that most canned beer is pretty rank. Of course you’re not actually meant to buy this and start your own brewery, it just an inexpensive and funny present for anyone you know who finds it hard to see their feet when standing. The can contains hop seeds and soil for anyone idiotic enough to think they have a hope in hell of producing any beer - but they may well get a nice plant out of it.  Hops are the female flower clusters of the plant, which belong to the hemp plant family (sadly not that side of the family) that grow throughout the northern hemisphere. It's a fast growing plant which has heart shaped leaves. Simply add water to your soil and in time your plant will grow, and the hops will be very pretty, if not exactly thirst-quenching.