Description

Is someone you know getting on a bit? Better still, are they sensitive about their age and likely to take extreme offence when reminded of it in a crass, obvious, brightly coloured and inflammable way? Brilliant! Then you need these comedy candles in your life.

Who's Counting Candles? are a great way to raise a laugh at someone you love's increasing (or pending) decrepitude and senility.

These wacky wicks have been designed to bypass the tradition of placing a candle-per-year-survived into the sickly sweet icing of the birthday cake, and instead lunge straight for the joke jugular.

Available to bakers and party poopers everywhere, Who's Counting Candles? proclaim to the unlucky guest of honour that 'You're Old' or that they've 'Lost Count'. They're guaranteed to raise a smile (or grimace!), and as an added bonus if you blow them out quick enough, you can reuse them on several occasions regardless of the anniversary reached. And, don't forget, you'll never have to burn your fingers lighting dozens and dozens of individual candles again (even if you could fit them all on the cake).

So the next time you're invited to a 40th, 50th, 60th or 'well, everything's fair game after that' birthday party, reach for your Who's Counting Candles? and ensure the lucky boy or girl is never allowed to forget quite what an old codger they've become.