Description

A history lesson. Since the dawn of humanity, man has been thirsty. And really quite shortly after that date man realised that, sure, quenching your thirst is one thing, but quenching it with drinks made with groovy flavourings or, better still, bucket-loads of alcohol was a far superior idea. So man made nice drinks, and these nice drinks came in bottles.

All was well for a while, but man hadn't bargained on one thing: The migratory patterns of handheld bottle openers. These untrustworthy utensils are as flighty as birds in low-security prisons during springtime, and are never, ever, ever where you want them when you need them. So that's why you need the original wall-mounted bottle opener.

This design classic has been in constant production since 1925, and is therefore responsible for bringing together an extraordinary number of thirsty folk and generous bottles over the years (think of it as a quality dating agency for the palate, if you will; a cupid of the tongue). It's also famously used in countless bars and motels across the mighty US of A.

Effortlessly stylish, the Open Bottle Here bottle opener will guarantee you can always crack straight into that much-needed drink without first having to scour seven counties for a bloomin' bottle opener. Just fix it to a wall and then make sure you never instruct builders to knock it down. Easy.