Description

The team here at GenieGadgets is hugely concerned with the global outbreaks of variant flu viruses. Unfortunately, as we spend all our time playing with gadgets and toys (and writing hugely entertaining copy), we haven’t found the time to cure most of them.

However we have found at least symptomatic relief for the most virulent of all forms of flu, the dreaded man-flu. Featuring an ice pack to soothe the fevered brow, a thermometer (actually more of a lie detector), and a pad of sick notes (like medical notes, but a little less official), this kit will aid the dedicated man-flu nurse in her treatment of even the most severe cases.

Specification

· Ice pack for hot heads.

· Sick notes (not for official use, we don’t want to be named in any employment lawsuits)

· Thermometer / Oral polygraph.