Description

A question (or several) for all the romantics out there: What's the key to your heart? Is it a nice smile? A kind and generous disposition? A sense of humour, or a bright red sports car? A great body, or a holiday home in Skegness?

Whatever floats your boat and gets your heart "a'thumpin", we think it's safe to say that, where matters of the heart are concerned, we all have our different priorities, hopes and heartfelt dreams.

But there's a second universal truth about relationships: lots of them go horribly, horribly, horribly wrong. And that's when you need the Key Bottle Opener. Because booze will never let you down (unless you can't get into it).

Designed to look exactly like a standard door key, this oh-so-cool bottle opener is made of rock-hard satin-nickel steel (read "hard"), so it'll open a lifetime of beers without breaking a sweat. And if you pop it on to your everyday key chain, you'll always know the wonderful world of alcoholic oblivion is only a jangling moment away.

So don't forget: Lovers will leave you, friends will go astray, and no wedding vows on earth will guarantee until-we-die love. Sure, people can be fun and life occasionally satisfactory, but ne'er forget that the true key to your heart is the one nestling in your pocket; the one that can crack the top off a cold one in a split second flat.

Booze . . . the one constant, the one true friend - yours in a jiffy, thanks to the Key Bottle Opener.

NB: We're not endorsing or in any way suggesting that alcohol is a way to have fun, or be a substitute for having a life.

Specification

The Key Bottle Opener comes in its own case and the following specifications apply:

• Bottle opener is hardened satin nickel steel
• Ring is nickel steel
• Tag is nylon
• Length of key is 75mm
• Weight is 20g