Description

Now, while we wouldn't be so irresponsible as to suggest that anyone drinks and carries out DIY at the same time, there does come a point in every man's working day when a cold, crisp beer is the only thing on his mind. What's more, if that day happens to be a Friday, and if he's been sweating over some manual labour, then it's just possible that it's been all he's been thinking about since he woke up...

The Friday Afternoon Hammer is the labour-saving tool designed to make your transition from working week to boozy weekend as smooth as possible. Designed to be a fully functioning tough-as-nails hammer, this ingenious hybrid also boasts a sturdy bottle opener.

This great gadget is especially handy if you miss a nail and crash the hammer head into your thumb (ouch!), because in a matter of mere seconds later you'll have been able to crack open a cold one and start glugging down all that lovely pain-killing refreshment.

So if you happen to know a man who a) likes hitting things with hammers, and b) likes drinking beer (yes, we're quietly confident that that includes 99.9% of the male population, too), then The Friday Afternoon Hammer is a must.

Please note: This tool may be used on all days of the week, including but not exclusive to Fridays. It may also be used prior to midday and from early evening onwards should circumstances dictate.