Description

No real man wants to hang his clothes on a plastic cartoon character, or a characterless piece of pine or even a smirking, leaping dolphin. Oh no. He wants his garments slung from something that tells people who he is. Something that's cool, original and, if at all possible, made from chrome steel.

Well today's the day your clothes get the treatment they've been craving. Because these sleek Dart Coat Hooks are the business.

Hewn from the aforementioned chrome steel, these rugged and stylish hooks come complete with screw-in wall fixings (you're only supposed to pretend you threw them in there, piercing the brickwork with a deft flick of your wrist). And they come in... what else? packets of three, designed to look just like a set of pro arrows.

The perfect accessory for every sports fan worth his bacon, they have the added benefit of not requiring their owner to grow a ludicrous mullet or cultivate a gargantuan beer gut.

So if you've always craved having your nickname chanted in working-men's clubs and writ large across your broad silk-shirted shoulders (or you just like really cool and quirky stuff round the house), then you absolutely must check out these great Dart Coat Hooks.

Specification

• Approx 17 x 3.8cm
• Ages 14+ (Please insure an adult helps screw in the coat hooks)
• Made from solid stainless steel
• Pack of 3