Sometimes, it's the little things in life that cause us the most distress. The tile that needs replacing in the kitchen. The fraying lace on your favourite shoes. The deceivingly deep, murky puddle you accidentally stepped into this morning on the way to work. The precise shade of green that the cheese-you-forgot-about-and-left-at-the-back-of-the-fridge has turned. At other times, it's gargantuan issues such as, "Urrrgggghhhh! Just what has my flatmate been up to with the soap?!" Because what goes on between (mostly) a man and his intimate cleaning products is a thing that only he and the loafer will ever know. And that's why we all need a little helping hand to make sure we can navigate our way through life without ever thinking for one, tiny, infinitesimally small second that "SOMETHING THAT TOUCHED HIS ARSE IS NOW ON MY FACE!" Sorry to shout, but sadly this little sordid scenario is too true. Which is precisely why (or at least, we're guessing it's the case) some genius has dreamed up Butt Face Soap. This lovely, fragrant bathing bar is blessed with two distinct sides - individually labelled and, erm, coloured to indicate precisely what bits of the body they should be applied to.

 

So you need never again worry about the previous bather's dubious routines (or, indeed, live in fear that you've just failed to remember what you did with it). Instead, all that's left to do is shower and/or bathe in confidence and happiness for the rest of your livelong days knowing you'll never make an arse of yourself again.