Borat Sagadiyev is the 4^th most famous man in Kazakhstan, and the style of this Mankini must have helped him on his way. Constructed from the finest day-glo Lycra, the Mankini is this season's must have for the beaches and parks over the summer.

No exaggeration, this beachwear is almost guaranteed to get you as much "sexy-time" as you can handle. The impact is enhanced if you wear it under a cheap grey polyester suit, and then whip it off at the right moment.

All jokes aside (if that's possible), the Mankini is guaranteed to get big laughs, especially if you put in the time on your Borat impression and catchphrases, and let's be totally honest here, we all know you're going to.

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