Description

Excalibur, Anduril, The Sword of Omens (obscure Thundercats reference there, congratulations to those who got it). Legendary swords abound, but now you can own the greatest of them all. King Arthur, Aragorn and Lion-O shall all flee in fear of the BBQ sword!

After that random little rant, we’ll try to keep “pork sword” jokes to a minimum, and tell you the facts! The BBQ sword features a comfy wooden handle, twin pronged fork at the tip, and a steel hand guard to protect you from the blade of your opponent, or indeed the heat of the BBQ, your choice! An added advantage is that it keeps spitting fat from your clothes, as we know how difficult it can be to get those eighteenth century ruffled shirts clean (yes, we had a costume BBQ, what’s your point…?)

The packaging features a cut out Zorro mask, to keep the face of the world’s greatest sausage stabber hidden, you know you’d never get away from the BBQ if they found out your true identity, and you’ve enemies to vanquish, duels to win, and damsels to save!

Specification

• Please Note: This product is not a toy
• Only available to over 18s
• Comfy and cool wooden handle
• Stainless steel blade and hand guard
• Not to be used to settle duels or defend the honour of ladies
• Non-compliant with IOC fencing regulations…
• Dimensions: 49 centimetres long, 11 cm wide at the guard.