Description

Are you a very bad man? Do you want people to think/know this? Perhaps you get your kicks from 'doing jobs', 'taking people out' and 'escaping the pigs'...

Then look no further because the Bad Mother Fucker Wallet is where to keep your doubtless ill-gotten gains. (But if you read that last sentence and thought, "Hmmm, that's me: I regularly wash the car, take my mum down the shops and really love playing hide and seek with hogs", then this ain't the product for you, bad boy.)

This finely crafted 100% leather item (NOT leather composite or synthetic leather like a lot of BMF wallets out there) with long-lasting etched wording pays homage to that super-cool cinema icon, Jules from Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. Samuel L Jackson's ruthless character had the arsenal and arse-kicking attributes to be worthy of such a cataclysmic catchphrase, and now you can follow in his dubious footsteps with a replica of his beloved dollar depository.

So pop this mother in your pocket next time you swagger down the shops and, while the uniformed girl's swiping your bread and milk through the till, repeat after us: "And I WILL strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee"...

It won't get you any Nectar points, but she's sure to remember you.

It goes without saying that we do not encourage nor endorse any bad-arse behaviour. That just wouldn't cut it with many people today. Really.

Specification

• Size 8.5cm x 2cm x 11.5cm
• 100% Top Quality Leather
• Strictly 18+ Age Limit