World's Smallest Walkie Talkie

Smaller than a Carthusian monk's ego, but considerably more communicative, these micro walkie talkies claim to be the 'Smallest Walkie Talkies in the World'. It's probably more accurate to say they're the smallest in the world unless you happen to be a member of the secret services, who one would imagine had really teeny weeny ones. Nevertheless they really are pretty darn minute. Measuring a ludicrous 5.5cm tall (excluding the delightfully whippy antenna) they have a range of a 100ft, which, and there's no particular point to this statistic, is 554 times its length. They'll transmit through floors and walls, you can use speech or morse code (cos we all know morse code right?), and they even come with batteries. These will keep the kids amused for ever, and adults for slightly less. As far as Carthusian monks go, useless, no point in having these whatsoever. Unless of course they know their morse code, but surely that wouldn't be allowed? Let's forget the monks and move on. The Smallest Walkie Talkies in the World (excluding that hush hush stuff we mentioned earlier) are brilliant fun, and remarkably cheap for anything that has 'In the world' in the title. Get chatting.