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Boozy Brilliance
Whatever your tipple, these gifts will quench your thirst for fun!
£4.95
Jelly is fun. Vodka is fun. Vodka Jelly is velly fun (we haven’t been testing the merchandise, honest).
£13.95
You already do shoot your shots we hear you say… Not this way you don’t! Imagine a Nerf gun designed by a poorly chaired AA group.
£14.95
Daft? Certainly. Extremely funny? Undoubtedly. Take on all threats to your meat based kingdom with the BBQ sword, and rule the land of grilled foods forever!
£7.50
Sitting at the bar bored sucks. We won’t assume you’ve got no mates, perhaps they just haven’t arrived yet, but either way, we’ll keep you entertained.
£12.95
Beer Pong, our shout for a new Olympic sport in 2012. Higher, faster, stronger, drunker. Yeah maybe not…
£9.95
Nothing sucks like being stuck without a bottle opener when beer o’clock rolls around. This belt has your back / waist, and is much less geeky than a Swiss Army Knife.
£22.95
One for the wine buffs, wine lovers, the wine drinkers, in fact everyone who likes wine, which is pretty much everyone.
£3.95
Confuse cabbies no more, with our handy cabbie napkins. Simply complete whilst reasonably sober (i.e. can see, write, remember address), and you'll be home in no time.
£19.95
Does exactly what it “said” on the tin. This wall mountable can crusher makes light work of taking your cans down to a fifth of their former size.
£12.95
WAS £14.95. A diary with a difference. For all of those who pretend that butter wouldn't melt in your mouth, this diary may help hide your naughty side!
£3.95
Dressing up for dinner is never fun, and soup stains down your tie are a pain to get out. These napkins have you covered (literally).
£14.95
Take a chance? This great casino themed drinking game offers a gambling experience fuelled up by the drama of 16 included shot glasses (to be filled by your good selves!)
£29.95
BBQs are great, but food poisoning is not. To remedy the age old link between the two, invest in our awesome temperature checking BBQ fork.
Okay, perhaps EMERGENCY is a little strong, but for all those moments when you’re caught without your readers, these are the ticket.
An elegant case of "intimate essentials" for the discerning Gentleman on the move – a brilliant addition to the ‘metro-sexual’ preening kit.
£14.95
In these stressful times, everyone needs an outlet for their pent up aggression, and this one’s inflatable!
£5.95
Half opened wine goes off. And that doesn’t make anyone happy. Happy Man will keep your wine fresh with a smile and… erm… well look at the picture.
£5.95
You thought the bottle stopping version was disturbing… This guys not messing around, he’s opening bottles and he doesn’t care who’s watching!
£24.95
Turn up as a comedy lone ranger at the fancy dress party with this hilarious get-up. Guaranteed NOT to be confused with Brokeback Mountain…
£59.95
In I-Robot, Will Smith had a real problem with artificial intelligence. We reckon he’d have been a little easier going if it just chilled his wine…
£17.95
WAS £19.95. Membership of the Magic Circle not included. This Magic Chain bottle holder might seem to be using otherworldly powers, but we assure you it’s just physics…
£4.95
Don't get caught behind enemy lines without spare ammo. These genuine X-Stream spares will get you back in business in seconds.
£39.95
These ingenious electronic cigarettes do not contain tar, carcinogenic substances or other harmful ingredients and are completely legal to use indoors.
£82.00
MULTI PURCHASE DISCOUNT The ‘MusucBag’ is the latest version of the ingenious wearable sleeping bag. The new ‘Musuc Bag’ replaces the previous Selk Bag.
£7.95
The myriad complexities of the future can be unravelled using this ancient mystical device. Strange that it looks exactly like a pool ball really...
£19.95
WAS £24.95. Have you ever seen a sexier gift than this. We think knot! (sorry couldn't help ourselves!) Give your partner a special treat with the Naughty Knot.
Undoubtedly sick and wrong, but undeniably awesome, the Borat Mankini will make you the envy of every Kazakh on the beaches this summer. Don't miss out!
£9.95
Don’t be fooled, these glasses are not for pretending you’re a giant (although they are good for that). Shots are the order of the day here.
£4.95
Beer is wonderful stuff, but notably lacking in rigidity. Indeed without some form of container, it tends to just fall on the ground. Disaster!
£12.95
Well with the Power Popper, war is good for hours of fun! This office assault rifle is powered by you, and comes complete with a full clip of 12 foam balls.
£44.95
Magnum, Arnie Schwarzenegger, The A-Team’s Hannibal, just a few of the cigar smoking celebs who’d give up their Hummer for this gift set.
WAS £14.95. Redman: the much anticipated chic designer bottle opener, the latest offering from the gurus at Conka Design is now available to buy!
£8.95
WAS £13.95 It’s a sort of bendy, plasticiney version of the well known Kama Sutra. Warning, Sculpta Sutra may be (and probably is) more flexible than you.
£12.95
WAS £14.95. Bag yourself some high visibility drink ware for those after dark sessions with this four pack of glow in the dark shot glasses.
£19.95
These enchanting Flying Lanterns help celebrate any special event. Traditionally used in China for over 2000 years, they’re believed to make wishes come true.
Despite the Nanny State’s rules and regulations, there are still plenty of smokers out there. And it still rains. 1 + 1 = The Smoker’s Umbrella.
£9.95
Sometimes a wallet is too much, especially in a suit pocket; they can be a real pain. So keep your spondoolies in steel clad style.
£12.95
The financial crisis doesn’t look like letting up too soon. In light of this we present the Tight Arse Wallet, an inspirational not aspirational accessory!
£34.95
WAS £44.95 Pure class in a glass, that’s what we say. This genius gizmo for the wine buff aerates wine by the glass, developing the perfect flavour.
£5.95
Whether you struggle to read those pokey little standard cards, or just want to pretend you are a poker playing pigmy these cards are the nuts.
£6.95
Struggle to find the things you need? Have trouble working them when you eventually do? Then you'll adore this static bottle opener with idiot-proof instructions...
£9.95
As much as we all like to hit the bottle, sometimes it stands firm until the next day. On these (albeit rare) occasions, this little device will ensure you're both ready for Round Two...
£8.95
Do you fancy Eskimos? Have you always had a thing about polar bears? Then sweep them off their frosty feet with this ultra-cool drink idea.
£7.50
Drink indoors. Drink outdoors. Drink indoors for a bit, open the door, and then drink outdoors. The options are limitless with this little tinker!
£4.95
When one thing leads to another and your night slips from the bar to the dance floor to the bedroom, make like a cub scout and "be prepared".
£8.95
Has love, life, or just plain loafing taken your breath away? Grab it back, quick, with this inspired little pick-me-up.
£4.95
This banterful fashion statement will make you the most popular guy or gal at the pub. A flick of the wrist and you can open bottles upon bottles of beer (or soda! ha!).
£9.95
Had a hefty night on the tiles? Nurse yourself back to health and wellbeing with this blessed hangover kit. (NB: This does not work on illicit lipstick stains and/or guilt.)
£4.95
Morally bankrupt? Friends got too much money? Just like winning? Now you can guarantee you'll be ahead of the competition every time with these sneaky playing cards...
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